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An American actor who came to fame in the early 1990s, after a series of well-reviewed performances, and has since become a major film star and cultural icon, having appeared in a large number of high-grossing films.

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Steve Love: Drunk Impressions

Steve Love: Drunk Impressions Sloppy cut-up of sloppy impressions from the archive. Set List: John Madden, Michael Irvin, Dr. Phil, Arnold Shwartzenegger, George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Samuel L. Jackson, Cartman, Snoop Dogg, David Attenborough, Vito Corleone (The Godfather), Peter & Lois Griffin, Mike Tyson, Hank & Bobby Hill, Gollum (LOTR) User: runarounddead Apr 22, 2012 3:06 AM

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'The Avengers' Applaud Brangelina's Engagement

'The Avengers' Applaud Brangelina's Engagement Samuel L. Jackson and Mark Ruffalo congratulate the newly-engaged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, while Tom Hiddleston reveals that one of the couple's daughters is a fan of his superhero character in their upcoming film, 'The Avengers.' (April 17) Apr 17, 2012 4:03 AM

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'The Avengers' Come Together on the Red Carpet

'The Avengers' Come Together on the Red Carpet Robert Downey Jr., Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Jeremy Renner talk about their new superhero film at the Los Angeles premiere of 'The Avengers.' (April 12) Apr 12, 2012 7:03 AM

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Movie: The Movie

Movie: The Movie Think of it as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on speed. Following last night's 84th Annual Academy Awards, Jimmy Kimmel debuted on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live his latest post-Oscars parody video, a trailer for Movie: The Movie, which featured an all-star cast you won't see again in this or any lifetime. So who's in the funnyman's blockbuster to end all blockbusters? How about Edward Norton as a secret agent getting hitched to former president George W. Bush played by none other than Dubya's Josh Brolin in a ceremony officiated by Antonio Banderas no less? Or Colin Farrell acting alongside a dog who plays sports? Or Tom Hanks as "Robo Warrior" in an Oscar winner faceoff with Charlize Theron? ("Court is adjourned. Ha ha ha," he quips before blowing her away). There's also Bryan Cranston as a hot dog vendor, Jeff Goldblum as Gary Oldman's doctor ("so sorry, senator, you're a centaur"), Samuel L. Jackson flying a soul plane, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski as a not so fairy-tale couple in a movie codirected by J.J. Abrams and Martin Scorsese that's produced by Michael Bay. And we're just getting started. Wait 'til you see Kate Beckinsale's bedroom scene with Chewbacca and Meryl Streep performing in a mustache. And of course, Jimmy's old friend, Matt Damon as a Fruit of the Loom character (The Grapes of Wrath?)—whom they're going to cut out of the movie, natch ("I'm gonna f--kin' kill you, Kimmel! How do you like them grapes?!") And yes, even George Clooney as the World's Greatest Scientist. It's coming to a theater near you. Watch all nine minutes if you dare. Feb 27, 2012 12:12 PM

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Samuel L Jackson: Go the Fuck To Sleep Remix

Samuel L Jackson: Go the Fuck To Sleep Remix Samuel L Jackson sings you to sleep in a remix of Adam Mansbach's children's classic bedtime story "Go the Fuck to Sleep". User: loqi Feb 22, 2012 10:48 PM

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Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says, NSFW

Shit Samuel L. Jackson Says, NSFW You know that mofo Samuel L Jackson got some shit to say. Actually, he's got some SHIT TO YELL!!!!!! Jan 26, 2012 8:55 AM

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Colbert Report: Samuel L. Jackson

Colbert Report: Samuel L. Jackson Samuel L. Jackson explores Martin Luther King Jr.'s tremendous personal sacrifice and the pressures and dangers he dealt with on a daily basis. From The Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert. Dec 13, 2011 10:36 PM

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Christmas Celebrity Voices by Jim Meski

Christmas Celebrity Voices by Jim Meski Twas The Night Before Christmas in Celebrity Voices by Jim Meskimen Celebrity impressionist Jim Meskimen's tribute to movie, film and political stars reciting Clement C. Moore's immortal "A Visit From St. Nicholas". Dec 13, 2011 10:20 PM

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Samuel L. Jackson: Blame

Samuel L. Jackson: Blame Samuel says it as it is. User: runarounddead Nov 15, 2011 9:03 AM

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Jackson, Bassett Climb 'The Mountaintop'

Jackson, Bassett Climb 'The Mountaintop' Samuel L. Jackson and Angela Bassett attend the premiere of their new Broadway play 'The Mountaintop,' which portrays Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., on the eve of his assassination. (Oct. 14) Oct 14, 2011 12:03 PM

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Samuel L. Ipsum

Samuel L. Ipsum Motherfucking Placeholder Text Motherfucker! Sep 21, 2011 11:39 AM

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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time

The 100 Greatest Movie Threats of All Time For list of films click here: http://www.pajiba.com/videos/the-100-greatest-movie-threats-of-all-time.php User: Griff Sep 7, 2011 1:26 PM

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Who Owns John Henry?

Who Owns John Henry? The legend of John Henry as told by many. by wreckandsalvage. Made for and inspired by Kirby Ferguson: http://www.everythingisaremix.info/ User: kooolcat Jun 21, 2011 9:27 PM

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Sam Jackson Reads Go The F**k To Sleep on Letterman

Sam Jackson Reads Go The F**k To Sleep on Letterman Samuel L. Jackson reads a passage from the popular children's book "Go The F*** To Sleep." User: RabidMadness Jun 16, 2011 8:00 PM

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Go the F**K to Sleep: Read by Samuel L. Jackson

Go the F**K to Sleep: Read by Samuel L. Jackson Audio book read by Samuel L. Jackson of the children's book Go the F**k to Sleep, by Adam Mansbach, with illustrations by Ricardo Cortes. User: lyzard Jun 15, 2011 6:34 AM

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