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Headline Tag: Celebrities Rating: Good Hits: 885 Comments: 1 BLR: Gotye, Somebody That I Used To Know BLR: Gotye, Somebody That I Used To Know © 2012 Bad Lip Reading LYRICS: Kicked Your Monkey That was yet another way of working with the Sith They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book Lines, lines, intersecting Oh, lines, lines, lines Intersecting now with paint I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa And the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I kicked your monkey then I used your goat Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night A banana wanted in that crack Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack? Stuff is shooting out of this hole Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door! But the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!) I used your goat (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I used your goat Yeah, I used your goat I used your goat Monkey (Monkey!) User: spam_vigilante May 3, 2012 9:58 PM

Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 331 Comments: 0 Movie: The Movie Movie: The Movie Think of it as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on speed. Following last night's 84th Annual Academy Awards, Jimmy Kimmel debuted on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live his latest post-Oscars parody video, a trailer for Movie: The Movie, which featured an all-star cast you won't see again in this or any lifetime. So who's in the funnyman's blockbuster to end all blockbusters? How about Edward Norton as a secret agent getting hitched to former president George W. Bush played by none other than Dubya's Josh Brolin in a ceremony officiated by Antonio Banderas no less? Or Colin Farrell acting alongside a dog who plays sports? Or Tom Hanks as "Robo Warrior" in an Oscar winner faceoff with Charlize Theron? ("Court is adjourned. Ha ha ha," he quips before blowing her away). There's also Bryan Cranston as a hot dog vendor, Jeff Goldblum as Gary Oldman's doctor ("so sorry, senator, you're a centaur"), Samuel L. Jackson flying a soul plane, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski as a not so fairy-tale couple in a movie codirected by J.J. Abrams and Martin Scorsese that's produced by Michael Bay. And we're just getting started. Wait 'til you see Kate Beckinsale's bedroom scene with Chewbacca and Meryl Streep performing in a mustache. And of course, Jimmy's old friend, Matt Damon as a Fruit of the Loom character (The Grapes of Wrath?)—whom they're going to cut out of the movie, natch ("I'm gonna f--kin' kill you, Kimmel! How do you like them grapes?!") And yes, even George Clooney as the World's Greatest Scientist. It's coming to a theater near you. Watch all nine minutes if you dare. Feb 27, 2012 12:12 PM














 
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