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BLR: Gotye, Somebody That I Used To Know

BLR: Gotye, Somebody That I Used To Know © 2012 Bad Lip Reading LYRICS: Kicked Your Monkey That was yet another way of working with the Sith They're greasy little freaks who hide pickles in the sky And I know my selfish cuckoo otter fooled me Miss Fisher don't think that I'm pretty But I would stuff a sixty cent nacho in my book Lines, lines, intersecting Oh, lines, lines, lines Intersecting now with paint I can't hear when you talk, I got cheese candy I'd like to glue a tiny mustache on your cat on Wednesdays If a woman fails to squeal then I'll smell her jeans I hate the crazy seagulls we won in those stupid frames And all the bloody mittens that were lying under the harlequin's sofa And the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I kicked your monkey then I used your goat Ghetto lady thinks your froggy's name is Lou McGopher A piggy baby leaving Arizona slipped and fell last night A banana wanted in that crack Who really thinks you have a Waldo sack? Stuff is shooting out of this hole Wookie snatcher, eat a bunch of pie and then just close the door! But the genie never got me off Am I glad I keyed that van It'll make me fly when you're rubbing that thing I'm fighting with ninja gloves Been dreaming I could strangle you and it felt so wonderful No the genie never dumped her load I'm body snatching you and then I'ma change your diaper I kiss down really low I kicked your monkey then I used your goat! (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat (Monkey!) I used your goat (Monkey!) I kicked your monkey then I used your goat I used your goat Yeah, I used your goat I used your goat Monkey (Monkey!) User: spam_vigilante May 3, 2012 9:58 PM

Permanent Tag: Television Rating: Good Hits: 331 Comments: 0

Movie: The Movie

Movie: The Movie Think of it as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on speed. Following last night's 84th Annual Academy Awards, Jimmy Kimmel debuted on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live his latest post-Oscars parody video, a trailer for Movie: The Movie, which featured an all-star cast you won't see again in this or any lifetime. So who's in the funnyman's blockbuster to end all blockbusters? How about Edward Norton as a secret agent getting hitched to former president George W. Bush played by none other than Dubya's Josh Brolin in a ceremony officiated by Antonio Banderas no less? Or Colin Farrell acting alongside a dog who plays sports? Or Tom Hanks as "Robo Warrior" in an Oscar winner faceoff with Charlize Theron? ("Court is adjourned. Ha ha ha," he quips before blowing her away). There's also Bryan Cranston as a hot dog vendor, Jeff Goldblum as Gary Oldman's doctor ("so sorry, senator, you're a centaur"), Samuel L. Jackson flying a soul plane, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski as a not so fairy-tale couple in a movie codirected by J.J. Abrams and Martin Scorsese that's produced by Michael Bay. And we're just getting started. Wait 'til you see Kate Beckinsale's bedroom scene with Chewbacca and Meryl Streep performing in a mustache. And of course, Jimmy's old friend, Matt Damon as a Fruit of the Loom character (The Grapes of Wrath?)—whom they're going to cut out of the movie, natch ("I'm gonna f--kin' kill you, Kimmel! How do you like them grapes?!") And yes, even George Clooney as the World's Greatest Scientist. It's coming to a theater near you. Watch all nine minutes if you dare. Feb 27, 2012 12:12 PM

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Laugh Factory: Chris D'Elia: Mustache

Laugh Factory: Chris D'Elia: Mustache Chris D'Elia riffs on mustaches at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/t6M7WS Like us: http://facebook.com/LaughFactory Follow us: http://twitter.com/thelaughfactory See the Laugh Factory calendar for when Chris is performing next: http://bit.ly/95r2E0 Jan 7, 2012 12:03 PM

Permanent Tag: Humor Rating: Ok Hits: 307 Comments: 1

Laugh Factory: Rick Ingraham: Australia's National Treasure

Laugh Factory: Rick Ingraham: Australia's National Treasure Rick Ingraham blasphemes the Australian President on the Fresh Faces show at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. Dec 28, 2011 11:03 AM

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Laugh Factory: Brendan Walsh: Fake Mustaches

Laugh Factory: Brendan Walsh: Fake Mustaches Brendan Walsh tells of his mustache trickery on Dot Comedy at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. SHOW TIX: http://bit.ly/95r2E0 Follow us: http://twitter.com/thelaughfactory Follow us: http://thelaughfactory.tumblr.com Like us: http://facebook.com/laughfactory Dec 1, 2011 11:04 AM

Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 887 Comments: 4

Sealab 2021: Mustache On or Off?

Sealab 2021: Mustache On or Off? From Sealab 2021, Season 1, Episode 4 "Chickmate", after the credits. -- Spoiler Alert! -- Captain Murphy: Do you want the mustache on, or off? Debbie: Off, please. Murphy: (brief pause) Too bad. Nov 21, 2011 4:56 PM

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Ap Top Stories

Ap Top Stories Here's the latest news for Sunday, Oct. 30: Early East Coast snowfall causes problems; 3 killed in grain elevator blast; Qantas getting ready to fly again; MLB pitcher wins mustache contest. Oct 30, 2011 2:00 PM

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Raw Video: Brewers Pitcher Wins Best Mustache

Raw Video: Brewers Pitcher Wins Best Mustache Milwaukee Brewer pitcher John Axford won 2011 Mustached American of the Year award given by the American Mustache Institute. Axford took more than half of the one million votes cast online. (Oct. 30) Oct 30, 2011 1:01 PM

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Fuck the American Mustache Institute

Fuck the American Mustache Institute The AMI calls beards "The Spousal Compromise" because they assume wimpiness is the only reason a mustache wearer would include a beard on his face. Way to make an ass out of u and me. User: RabidMadness Aug 4, 2011 11:30 PM

Permanent Tag: Short Films Rating: Good Hits: 255 Comments: 1

Mr. Stache

Mr. Stache Mr. Stache always believed he had an inner mustache. Now he's wearing it on the outside. Where it makes way more sense.... User: kooolcat May 14, 2011 2:10 AM

Unmoderated Tag: Music Rating: Bad Hits: 178 Comments: 1

I Got a Mustache

I Got a Mustache Jonathan Mills had a birthday, which he like to have approximately once a year. For this one, his buddies arranged a scavenger hunt. Mr. Mills had to drink as he went, and his entourage grew from task to task. Last stop landed him (and 30 others, who eventually participated in the choruses) at a party at Paul Curreri and Devon Sproule's house, where he was forced via mad sickness to record a rap they'd written 30 minutes prior. Paul and Devon'd laid down some fresh beats, but lactose-intolerant J-dawg had to record the bass (hammered beyond compare at this point, but brilliant and fresh as always), and also rock the mic right. Cannot recall who directed this video, which is photos of the night's previous scavenging. User: Cvillian Dec 2, 2010 8:13 PM

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Toy Story 2: Requiem

Toy Story 2: Requiem I made this video several years ago for a Fark videoedit contest. Well apparently some people liked it. It ended up being on just about every video site on the internet at the time (this was before youtube was what it is today and before the big mashup phenom), a Canadian film festival, television, and I was even interviewed by the London Times about it. Anyway, I accidently came across it on YouTube, and noticed someone had uploaded it and cut the credits out at the end (and have since been put back)...I also noticed it had over 1 million views. So, I've decided to put up an "official" page for it, so the credits may be known since I have let the original page for it expire. Mike The 'Toy Story 2: Requiem' trailer was made by me for entertainment only. Credits: All of the video is from the movie Toy Story 2 except for part of the opening 'JUICE' scene which is from the movie Requiem For a Dream. All of the audio is from the movie Requiem For a Dream. All of the music is from the movie Requiem For a Dream except the song 'Dirtbag (remix)' which is from the Computech album by Psycraft. Originally Performed by Brad Sucks on the I Don't Know What I'm Doing album. All trademarks are the property of their respective owners. Category: User: F3AR Nov 14, 2010 8:47 AM

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Old Spice: Boat

Old Spice: Boat Use Old Spice Body Wash and get ready for a manly mustache surprise. Jul 7, 2010 5:22 PM

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Cl!Ck: A Lego Short Film

Cl!Ck: A Lego Short Film "Inspired By A Million True Stories" Ever wonder where big ideas come from? If you're a fan of LEGO bricks, eureka moments, or guys with odd mustaches, you really should see this. Great ideas just CL!CK. http://www.legoclick.com User: RabidMadness Jan 14, 2010 1:33 PM

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Allman Brothers Band: You Don't Love Me

Allman Brothers Band: You Don't Love Me The Allman Brothers playing at David Letterman show. Look the "Sheriff" Dickey Betts with no mustache!! Gregg Allman - Keyboards and vocals Dickey Betts - Guitar Warren Haynes - Slide guitar Allen Woody - Bass guitar Butch Trucks - Drums Jaimoe - Drums Marc Quinones - Percussion User: spam_vigilante Sep 29, 2009 2:54 AM

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Isaiah Mustafa

Isaiah Mustafa An American actor and former wide receiver in the NFL. He gained sudden and substantial fame in February 2010 as the result of a popular Old Spice TV commercial, The Man Your Man Could Smell Like.

Gotye

Gotye Wouter "Wally" De Backer (born 21 May 1980), aka Gotye, is a Belgian-Australian multi-instrumental musician and singer-songwriter.

John Krasinski

John Krasinski An American actor most widely known for playing Jim Halpert on NBC's The Office.

Gary Oldman

Gary Oldman An English actor, writer, director, producer, voice-over artist and occasional musician who has garnered critical acclaim for his chameleonic performances in diverse roles. He is noted for his avoidance of the Hollywood celebrity scene.

Jeff Goldblum

Jeff Goldblum An American actor who often portrays quirky, intense or eccentric characters. He is also known for his distinctive appearance and his unique, staccato delivery of lines.

George Clooney

George Clooney An American actor, director, producer and screenwriter, known for his role in the first five seasons of the long-running television drama ER (1994–99), and his rise as an "A-List" movie star in contemporary American cinema.

Samuel L Jackson

Samuel L Jackson An American actor who came to fame in the early 1990s, after a series of well-reviewed performances, and has since become a major film star and cultural icon, having appeared in a large number of high-grossing films.

Associated Press

Associated Press An American news cooperative owned by its contributing newspapers, radio and television stations, which both contribute stories to the AP and use material written by its staff journalists.

Matt Damon

Matt Damon American screenwriter and actor. He won the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay for his screenwriting in Good Will Hunting, and was nominated for his lead performance in the same film. Growing steadily in popularity from the 1997 film.

The Laugh Factory

The Laugh Factory A comedy club on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles, CA.

Sealab 2021

Sealab 2021 An American animated television series shown on Cartoon Network's adult-oriented programming block, Adult Swim.

Lego

Lego Lego bricks consists of colorful interlocking plastic bricks and an accompanying array of gears, minifigures (also called minifigs by Lego fans), and various other parts.

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Australia

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Guitar

Guitar A musical instrument of the chordophone family. The two primary families of guitar types are the electric guitars and the acoustic guitars. The three main types of acoustic guitar are classical, the steel-string flattop, and archtop.

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel An American comedian, writer, talk show host and producer.

Star Wars An epic science fantasy saga and fictional universe created by George Lucas.

Non Sequitur

Non Sequitur Non sequitur is Latin for "it does not follow." In formal logic, an argument is a non sequitur if its conclusion does not follow from its premises. In art and literature, it can be used to highlight the absurd or the comical.

George W Bush

George W Bush Eldest of six children, Bush grew up in Texas, studied at Yale University and the Harvard Business School, served in the Texas Air National Guard, owned the Texas Rangers baseball franchise, governed Texas, and ultimately presided over the United States.

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David Letterman An award-winning American comedian, late night talk show host, television producer, and Indy race car owner. His first major success was Late Night with David Letterman on NBC, before moving to CBS in 1993 to his current place on the Late Show.

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Sci-Fi and Fantasy A gere of fiction -- often featuring a spirit of inquisitiveness and adventure -- based on alternative visions of science and technology (Science Fiction) and/or the fantastic and supernatural (Fantasy).

Stand Up Comedy

Stand Up Comedy A style of comedy where the performer speaks directly to the audience, with the absence of the theatrical fourth wall. It is usually performed by a single comedian, and usually with the aid of a microphone.

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Cinema Cinema encompases individual motion pictures, the field of film as an art form, and the motion picture industry. It is considered to be an important art form, a source of popular entertainment, and a powerful method of educatiion and indoctrination.

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Music Videos A short video that accompanies a complete piece of music. Modern music videos are primarily used as a marketing device intended to promote the sale of music recordings. They came into their own in the 1980s, when MTV's format was based around them.

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Adult Swim An American television programming network featuring absurdist and often ribald comedy, often revolving around '80s nostalgia. It also shows some Japanese anime, generally with minimal editing for content.

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Celebrities Widely-recognized or famous people who command a high degree of public and media attention.

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Politics The processes, methods and tactics by which groups of people formulate decisions and apply policy.

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Humor The tendency of particular cognitive experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement.

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Television Audiovisual media, including television, is the second most effective means of communication available to the psychological operator. These media are an excellent means of transmitting persuasive messages and eliciting a high degree of recall. -- US Army

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