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A teacher and prophet whose life and teachings form the basis of Christianity.
 
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Headline Tag: Politics Rating: Amazing Hits: 1846 Comments: 78 Bill Maher: Tea Party and Founding Fathers Bill Maher: Tea Party and Founding Fathers "Snob Story" segment from his New Rules feature more than a year ago, where the TEA Party ignoramuses are compared to the framers of the US Constitution. And finally, New Rule, now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to theirs. I'm talking, of course, about the Founding Fathers, who the teabaggers believe are just like them, but aren't. One is a group of exclusively white men who live in a bygone century, have bad teeth, and think of blacks as 3/5s of a person. And the other are the Founding Fathers! Now I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing. While you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them and smell like them, I think it's pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would've hated your guts. And what's more, you would've hated them! They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit. And yet, here is a popular painting in wingnut America. Yes, that's Jesus with the Founding Fathers behind him, presenting the Constitution to America. Either that, or it's a settlement offer for that boy after he sued the rectory. Super-religious guy Glenn Beck likes to play dress-up as Thomas Paine. Thomas Paine, an atheist who said churches were "human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind". John Adams said, "this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it".* Which is not to say the Founders didn't have a moral code. Of course they did. They just didn't get it from the Bible. Well, except for the part about it's cool to own slaves. It's in there, folks, I didn't make it up. The Founders disagreed amongst themselves about that, and most issues. But the one thing they never argued about was that political power must stay in the hands of the smartest people, and out of the hands of the dumbest loudmouths slowing down the checkout line at Home Depot. And yet, Sarah Palin once said of Obama, "we need a Commander-in-Chief, not a professor of law standing at a lectern". How gay is that! Well, I hate to break it to you, but: Thomas Jefferson, lawyer. Alexander Hamilton, Constitutional lawyer. James Madison, lawyer. John Adams, Constitutional lawyer. They were not the common man of their day. Ben Franklin studied scientific phenomena like lightning and the aurora borealis, and were he alive today, he could probably explain to Bill O'Reilly why the tides go in and out. James Madison was fluent in Greek and Latin, and could translate Virgil and Cicero. John Boehner can't translate Fareed Zakaria. And Thomas Jefferson was an astronomer and a physicist who founded the University of Virginia, played the violin, and spoke six languages. Or as Palin would say, "all of them". User: spam_vigilante Feb 24, 2012 6:44 AM




Headline Tag: Humor Rating: Good Hits: 1111 Comments: 0 Songify the News: Get Money, Turn Gay Songify the News: Get Money, Turn Gay Featuring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. As election season heats up, candidates and news pundits alike bring the core tenets of our democratic republic to the forefront with a driving beat and soaring melody. SONGIFY the free iPhone app -http://bit.ly/songify? Joseph Gordon-Levitt's channel, hitRECord: www.youtube.com/hitrecord Collaborate with him on his web site: www.hitrecord.org original videos: Newt Gingrich on cash money : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka0LMt5ciRc Jim Stossel on voting : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM7GHzpNlXc Vermin Supreme on Various metaphysics:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao Lyrics: ?My name is Vermin, Vermin Supreme ?And you can vote, you can vote for me. ?For president if you want? And my name is Vermin, ?and uh, okay.?? Do you still stand by your pony pledge?? Yes, I do, free ponies for all ?Turn all that pony poop to methane gas.? One more thing, Jesus told me to make? Randall Terry gay - ??He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay! ?Whooo Whoooo!?? Thank you, alright, okay.?? And all the un-gay is melting away! ??He's turnin' gay, turnin' gay!? Whooo Whoooo!?? Not a single straight gene in his DNA ?'Cause he's turnin' turnin' turnin' turnin'?Turnin' gay! ??Our instinct says everybody should vote ?but some people are dumb - and they shouldn't vote!? The kids are not paying attention -? Yeah, on election day give 'em detention This endless cheerleading - ?Let's go to the rock concerts, register the kids. ?All the kids are so stupid, stupid, dumb stupid.? Speaker Gingrich, do you propose kids work as janitors? ??You can hire 30-some kids for the price of one janitor ?Those kids who get money, cash money. ?Light janitorial duty - get money? Work in the cafeteria - cash money ?Cash money is a good thing if you're poor ?Get some cash money, then get some more. ?Imma help poor people learn how to get a job ?Imma, imma help poor people learn how to get ?That money, that cash Get money, get a stash Get that money, that cash Get money, get a whole damn stash User: RabidMadness Jan 23, 2012 12:10 PM




 
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